Who? What? Where? When? Why?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does a pizza arrive faster than an ambulance?
Why did Ginger have so many outfits when they were only going on a three hour tour?
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
Why order a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and then a diet coke?
What if we had lost WWII?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always did the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
Why aren't there any father-in-law jokes?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked,
but put a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
Why does lemonade mix have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Who was Sadie Hawkins anyway?
What if the chicken didn't cross the road?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other, it's called a "near miss"?
Why do we say "it's colder than hell outside"?